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For some really odd reason I've been feeling the whole The Fast And Furious vibes; fast modded cars street racing crazily through public places. I was watching Tokyo Drift and I loved the drift races through cosmopolitan places! It's great, even though highly dangerous :P, but i guess that's what so testerone filled about it. As a result, the latest film in the series had to be watched, and for the most part it was pants. However, there's this race in the middle of the film which was awesome! they definitely need more races rather than chases :P.

So aside from the weird modded cars fascination what else has been happening? well first thing is I GOT INTO MEDICINE =D. Well surprised and chuffed about it man! Let the good times roll =D! Recently I've been just chilling and relaxing it out properly, but i've noticed I'm actually getting tense being at home everyday. Being in a room is starting to get to me a bit - We went to adnaan's house after shb's and tk's b-day shindig at the park and as soon as i walked into adnaan's room i really wanted to leave and just camp outside for the night. In a way I think it's a good thing to have that sense of wanting to go out all the time - It'll start tampering with my procastination modes that I have all the time. I even feel a little bit less lazier =D!

One thing I must do is start excercising - im in such bad shape it's starting to show. So note to self: RUN!

The Friendly Galaxies

I once owned a dough making machine.

it decided to jump out the window and lay some battery eggs

those eggs than transformed into a supercomputer that could hack CIA

this was a big thing in the egg kingdom that was always trying to promote peas

see no peas could be 2 in a pod coz them eggs were bare apartheid and were PROPER racist get me

there are two races of peas. the cooked race and the uncooked race. that were both from planet earth.

the earth that was in the 5th nebula of andromeda and therefore it was our earth's equivalent: kalapapaya

...this dramaticaly effected the ozone layer. the wizards that control the sky turned evil and decided to snow.

this weren't no oridinary snow this was pineapple snow where the muffin man could come and lick the street clean like a bum's heaven: he sure was a clean freak

life was all turning into a big lipstick tomato. it tried to spread its love by doing spellings but failed,

however the elf lords of kokori forest wanted to munch sams chicken so they ordered mr tahir sheikh on a dangerous mission to steal sams from the lipstick tomato rooster that loved playing scrabble after church.

the scabble was just a game to play to put him off hardcore insane interacial sex. this outlet was expressed in picking the words through scrabble...xrated scrabble.

but he couldn't resist the interracial sex between the roosters and the leprechauns....the green fur was just WAYY too sexy for him to keep playing scrabble and so freud argued that he had latent oral tendencies since he liked to lick the soul of the inner toe nail

what the leprechauns didnt realise that they could use banana skins to try and imitate the life in the cosmic worlds of stardust love. they all decided to live under 11 rainbows of silverspoons.

the silverspoons that would give them victory over the morally correct george clooney who owned a poodle, a RJ11 and an xbox 360 which gave him all the cosmic radiation to fight the new supertoilet that was coming to invade the asteroid moon orbiting uranus

i shot the sheriff. with a big shotgun made out of tunisian hair.

but FFS i didn't shoot the deputy, not that i should care

.........and that was the end of soloman grandee..........

enter sandman: HEALL YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH send whips of opinion down my back give me moreeee.

kyus: GoooaaaWWDD DAAAAOOYYMMNN SOOOOWAN OVVVOAAAA BIIIAAAYYYYCCCCCCCCHHAA!

TIMES CHANGE LIKE THE FALLING AUTUMN COCONUTS IN JAMAICA BUT IN REALITY JAMAICANS DON'T HAVE AUTUMN COZ THEY GOT BARE PIGEONS IN LEOTARDS RUNNING FOR MAYOR OF THE MISTY MOUNTAIN HOPS WHERE THE EVIL GOLLUM JUST RAMBLED ONNNN

...it was so cold and lonely the rain was tearing me up....

wind.. really hurts my feelings. so i decided to write about it in my amazing blog

the long and agonising descent of the snow sent painful lashings of my past memories of hiding in a banana skin....the macarbre peel....the toxicating stench of sugar and the mars bar that the scottish guy used to make banana mars bar.....OOOHH THE HORROR - if you want a no win no fee claim call 0800 657 1256.

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